IT
our company's IT is dealt with by Siemens

I say dealt with, but really I mean mismanaged and cocked up.

Despite having all weekend to conduct their "maintenance" our network has only just started working again.

they fucking suck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:13, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha!
Seimens........sounds like....er....semen.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)

*semens*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:38, Reply)

but
Siemens maintains 417,000 users in one active directory. Can't you get them to use that sort of reliability with your company?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:34, Reply)