A tribute to Bert Monkeysex!
Crafted by Wookiee.
( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:47, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

From a Rizzla packet. Extra points for the thong.

( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:47, Reply)

I can't see it!
What is it?!

I'm getting SO big-headed! Somebody has made an image, FOR ME.

I'm special.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:50, Reply)

He crafted it
from my empty Rizzla packet last night. We left it propped up in the pub when we left.

He was so proud.
( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:52, Reply)

It's too small and too dark
for me to see properly, even zoomed right in :C

Please describe it to me?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:53, Reply)

Is
Bert a black coal miner with a square head? The resemblance is uncanny!
(GONEism, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)

Oh noes!
It is dark, but I can see it. Why doesn't it work for the person for whom it was created?

It's a folded out Rizzla box, decorated with teeth and hands and feet and 'Hello my name is Bert' across the front. And he has a little thong!

So cute :)
( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:58, Reply)

Ahhh....
that sounds ace, I feel privileged that the wookie and your good self made that little Bert in my honour.

*beams*

You can both have a big thank you kiss, each.

X X
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:00, Reply)

Yay!
I've tried adjusting the image to see if I can make it clearer.
( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:01, Reply)

A 'little' thong?
Can't be Bert then... Bert is hung like a blue whale.

Edit: heh the pic is awesome!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:02, Reply)

Hahaha!
That's fucking awesome!
( Cawl, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:02, Reply)

The resemblance is uncanny.
*realises she's only seen Bert in her dreams*
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:06, Reply)

I am an artist.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:36, Reply)

Yes, you fucking are!
I like the teeth.
I might steal them for my comic :D
( Cawl, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:37, Reply)

All those nights we've previously spent in the pub
without generating any art. What a shocking waste of time.
*resolves to be more creative*
( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 12:45, Reply)

Thank you both again
I'm chuffed to be immortalised in fag packet form, especially so well (I can just about make out the writing and the thong!)

*applauds*

*feels self-satisfied because it's the second time an effigy of Bert has been made by a b3tan*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:50, Reply)

And this one didn't even get burnt.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 15:30, Reply)

I feel touched

*grinds against touching*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 15:32, Reply)