Ahem!
Who would win in a tag-team fight to the death.


( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:39, 14 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I voted BGB and swordfish
because I'm a total pussy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:40, Reply)

I voted me and BGB
Because...oooh I was going to make a pussy joke but it's rude and unpleasant. Plus for some reason it's not letting me vote for myself.
(GONEism, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:41, Reply)

Should I reply with;




( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:44, Reply)

Well
With BGB's brain...and BGB's brawn, we're a winning tandem.
(GONEism, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:53, Reply)

Yeah
I reckon i could take you in a fight swordfish, but a former lesbian? Hell no!

She'd have me in a headlock with one of her burly, large-handed friends fisting me from behind before I could even say I was averse to minge.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:55, Reply)

Gosh guys.
You know me better than I know myself.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:57, Reply)

I think you should throw
Tourettes and CHCB into that fight too....then the chaps would run away to the hills!

Just imagine the rude cutting remarks to say nothing of the skelps around the ear!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:09, Reply)

CHCB, BGB, Tourettes, and maybe chickenlady too?
This isn't a fight, it's an orgy, you're all secretly lusting after us, and I'll just 'pretend' to fight back while you all pin me down and bite me.

Please.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:13, Reply)

Tell me about it, al
I've got a right stonk on at the moment.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:25, Reply)

Oi you lot
Leave my missus out of your sordid fantasies!

*realises that al has already seen her arse and possibly tits as well*

*gives up*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:33, Reply)

WHAT?
Why has al seen them, if I haven't? I demand a viewing immediately.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:38, Reply)

DG
You can play too if you like, just make sure you bring your flappy coat.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:49, Reply)

chickenlady
You're such a hussy. I wanted all the b3ta ladies to myself.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)

This ain't no ordinary tag team...
This is an M&S tag team ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:24, Reply)