I know the Baby P thing has already been discussed here,
but I'm still being invited to loads of groups and causes on Facebook about it. What can I reply to these people about it, without getting myself lynched?
(hutchers, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:08, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Try and point out to them
That it's possible to be morally outraged without joining a sanctimonious, reactionary, jumped-up soapbox-bandwagon to publicly display your outrage a la The Daily Mail.

You might want to be a little more polite than me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:15, Reply)

Or tell them that you
positively support the abuse and subsequent murder of chubby toddlers.

That ought to do it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:16, Reply)

Just click
IGNORE THIS INVITATION or BLOCK ALL INVITATIONS

and live happy in the knowledge you haven't offended anyone.

Or, if you'd like to offend them, create a group called 'I don't care about Baby P' and invite all your friends. They'll soon get the message.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:17, Reply)

Either of these responses is an excellent choice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:17, Reply)

Start a group
in support of what was done to Baby P. You won't get any more requests to join the other groups.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:18, Reply)

Better still
torture and kill a baby, then you'd get lots more time to yourself.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:35, Reply)

tell them
if they keep asking you to join groups you will kill Maddie
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:39, Reply)

Start a group called
Maddie was way better than Baby P and I should know - she's in my cellar or as I call it, the rape room, erm, group.

You wont have any friends left at the end of the day. And thats all win.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:45, Reply)

all excellent suggestions
thankyou.

maybe it's my fault for letting 'tards onto my friends list.
(hutchers, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)

You
could reply saying that it would be better to sign up to a petition on the downing street website?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:42, Reply)

Ahaha!
Or this, shamelessly ripped from the newsletter today:

I was sorry to hear about the death of Baby P. 'Let me be your fantasy' was one of the best dance singles of the nineties.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 15:45, Reply)