It's the pm, it's cold, I have half a toffee crisp in my drawers and I'm ready for lurve!
I think I might become mysteriously ill tomorrow. Anybody want to help put together a mass b3ta sickie?
(GONEism, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:52, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You can't do sickies when you work for your family : (
But you can get airplane tickets to faraway lands on the company credit card : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:59, Reply)

alas, I can't
I'll be painting all day, no doubt getting covered in the stuff, and as I like painting, I don't want to miss it.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:02, Reply)

we've got to come to work tomorrow
it's the departmental thanksgiving potluck dinner, and I'm providing digestive biscuits and cheese, just to be British.
Still, we get thursday and friday off this week, woohoo!
( ascorbate, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:06, Reply)

Well ok, if you like your job then fair enough...
...people actually LIKE their jobs?
(GONEism, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:06, Reply)

*Shakes head*
I don't. But if I take a day off I have to sweat buckets the next day for sheer workload.
My life sucks.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:11, Reply)

Aaaah that's where I'm lucky
With any luck I could be out of this job by the end of the week. If the library people ask "when can you start?" My reply will be "Let me just pop next door and get my mug and I'll be right with you".

Woohoo for probationary periods meaning no 4 week notice!
(GONEism, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:22, Reply)

A toffee crisp in the drawers?
Is that some strange euphemism for having morning wood or something like that?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:17, Reply)

@Loon
Yup!
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:26, Reply)

Its my day off so I can pretend..
:)
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:25, Reply)

Well thats still a better response than I expected
And loon, you're exactly right - Toffee Crisp in draws = arousal. I blame BGB and her cracking Walnut Whips.
(GONEism, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:58, Reply)

I like my job
but I'm keeping what it is a secret.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:44, Reply)

Hmmmm. I think I can guess.
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

(Cool points if you can name the source.)

(oh, and that is of course a joke.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:34, Reply)