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"IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"



Do you think it'll go down well if I tell the SO that I love him like a potato?
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:55, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I doff my hat
to this IronChief Folicite dude.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:29, Reply)

Any man that doesn't appreciate the greatness of that arguement
Isn't worthy of your love.
( Captain V, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:31, Reply)

Hmmm.
I'd prefer to have garlic as a gift.

YOU SMELL. HAHAHAHA.

*runs*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:44, Reply)

Precisely
I have an anniversary coming up on saturday.... This is going inside the card
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:46, Reply)

As an Irishman who loves to cook,
I incessantly extol the virtues of the mighty spud.

To be compared to such a delectable and versatile thing could only ever be complimentary.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:11, Reply)

Ooh
Good point baz. The other half is part irish - I'm sure the irish mammy part of him will enjoy the spuddy simile.
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:13, Reply)