Adwords
How do Google decide what goes into their Adwords?


( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:29, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You don't really want to know, do you?
Keyword caching is the short answer. I gave a lecture to a bunch of disinterested students on this a while ago.
The longer answer is that they spy on you and read your mind. Then they give you anal fistulae and send you adverts offering to cure them.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:47, Reply)

Fistulae
Are you a plural snob as well? I thought it was just me.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:33, Reply)

Meh
I get this a lot. Google generally tries to sell me something tenuously related to the content about a hundred times a day. Only rarely is it amusing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:36, Reply)

clicks
Do B3ta get paid for every click on the ads? If so, shouldn't we all do some clicking to help the cause?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 17:59, Reply)

the surprising thing...
is that it was up there so long. normally the google ads stay the same for about 5 minutes (only slight exageration). it must be all the talk about fistulas.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 20:55, Reply)