human nature
right why is this..

ok so i am out here in fucking dubai on my own, mrs spimf and the spimflet join me after i go back home for crimbo, but answer me this...

i have been eyeing a packet of dirt cheap, savers type choc chip cookies the guy i share with bought a month ago. FINALLY he opened them.

now the thing is - i cook steaks and share my wine with him all the time. (wine needs a licence and cost a FUCKING BOMB out here) so he would not have minded a jot if i had delved in myself weeks ago. we all earn a packet out here. what i save a month in tax alone would buy a decent second hand small car.

HOWEVER. now they are OPEN i sneaked one out then CAREFULLY replaced the packet.

why?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:52, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Because you are a retard
AICMFP
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:59, Reply)

human nature to be sneaky.verbum sap.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:05, Reply)

Karma.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:15, Reply)

Korma?

everytime I read "spimflet", I see it as "smurfette". How sad is that?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:33, Reply)

You are a pikey and no amount of camouflage can cover that up!
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:53, Reply)