How many b3tans does it take to change a light bulb?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:17, 16 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Your Mum!!!!
LOLZ
( Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:24, Reply)

Seventy three
One QOTWer to change the bulb
Forty one /talkers to flame them for not being entertaining enough and lying about changing the bulb
Thirty /talkers to scream "Wobble!"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:26, Reply)

And me and Bert
to write wanking jokes about the talkers.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:28, Reply)

None!
We have the light from our monitors...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:31, Reply)

And a baldmonkey to get banned

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:32, Reply)

who is baldmonkey?
?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:39, Reply)

He's like me
but bald and a monkey.

Have you got him on ignore?

He posted two things further down the page.

He's a regular on /talk. He's quite funny in some ways.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:41, Reply)

Yeah, funny
like syphillis
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:42, Reply)

apparently I was ignoring him
no idea when or why
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:43, Reply)

Actually that was probably harsh
He has posted some amusing stuff in the past, but recently just comes across as being a twat.

How's that for objectivity?

*EDIT* Vipros, it was probably during the last great /talk invasion of OT. That's when the ignore button got well used in our household...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:44, Reply)

That was very good DG
well done. You can have a satsuma.

*gives DG a satsuma and chucks him under the chin*
( Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:46, Reply)

But I don't like satsumas!
You horrible, evil, satsuma peddling... monster!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:48, Reply)

Fine
*takes back satsuma*

*places it back inside own anus*

*walks off*
( Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:56, Reply)

It's not just satsumas
I don't like any fruit.

It's a texture thing. I can just about tolerate apples (but not cooked), and am partial to fresh orange juice, but that's about it.

The smell of pineapple literally causes me to retch. And the smell of strawberries gives me a headache.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:59, Reply)

*empties fruit bowl down trousers*

*waddles home*
( Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Yay!
*decides to chase Davros around with a bowl of fruit salad the next time we meet*
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:02, Reply)