I'm confused
I fancy m?

You're not making any sense, man.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:59, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

It's a brand new /talk meme
Instead of saying your mum, we just say ym. It leads itself to even more amusing strikethrough jokes. You can make some quite complex ones.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:01, Reply)

I still dont understand
what's a /talk?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:05, Reply)

a /talk
is a collection of people who are largely devoid of significant amounts of humor, however fun can be had by taking the opportunity to indulge your immature side and by make "your mum" jokes so often that it stops being tiresome and becomes funny.

Sometimes there are people which aren't tossers and are fun to just talk to about normal stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:20, Reply)

I don't believe you
there's no such place, you're just making it up.

I can't imagine a /talker ever being funny, and I didn't come to b3ta to talk about normal stuff.

How's your scrotum?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:22, Reply)

It's a bit itchy
It's quite warm under my desk, which has caused a little sweating.

How's your perineum?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:25, Reply)

It's lonely
it's been a long, long time since I've found anybody dirty enough to lick my gooch :(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:40, Reply)

You should wash more thoroughly
or at least keep a flannel in your bedside cabinet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:43, Reply)

My perineum is already lovely and clean
I wash it with Cillit Bang every night, it's a woman (or man) who's filthy enough to stick their nose up my backside and tongue around my bald patch that I need.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:47, Reply)