WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WOOOOOO WOOO WOO
TOOT TOOT.
HONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:07, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*yawns*
.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:09, Reply)

A lack
of Locomotion I believe.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:15, Reply)

I disagree.
I have heard that everyone is doing a brand new dance. But i'm sure you would like it if you gave it a chance.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:23, Reply)

I heard your little baby sister can do it with ease.
Best way to teach her her "A B C"s.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:27, Reply)

I heard your little baby sister
likes it hard up the arse. I heard she spends a lot of time down the docks getting it from sailors.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:38, Reply)

Spends a lot of time "down the docks"..?
Is this another one of your subtle euphemisms, Al?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:13, Reply)

Errrrr
No, the Docks is where the ships tie up, she spends her time hanging around there so that she can pick up sailors as they walk down the gangplank and let them sodomize her in the alleys between the shipping crates.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, Reply)

Oh!
*shakes head* Silly, silly me. It's been a long day.

Yes, she does that. Think she's taking advantage of being quite flat while she still can. Gives the cabin boys some time off and lets her save up to buy me a Zorb.

Such a good little sis.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, Reply)

GIVE IT A REST NOW, CUNTMONKEY
YOU BORING BASTARD.
(Itsme Beaverwax, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Steady on, old chap
Our follically challenged Simian friend finished his chores and was put to bed _hours_ ago, with a double dose of Ritilin and a bag of frozen peas.

Fancy a go on my sister instead?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:45, Reply)

THANKS FOR THE OFFER.
BUT I'D RATHER SPURT MY HOT WHITE JIZZ INTO BALDMONKEY'S GAPING RIPPED OPEN TORN AND BLEEDING PUSTULANT AIDS RAVAGED ARSEHOLE.

I'M SAVING IT FOR THAT.
(Itsme Beaverwax, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:57, Reply)

Wouldn't we all, dear boy, wouldn't we all
But tonight, like most nights, I'll have to make do with a bowl of yesterday's solid custard. Feels about the same, but no aids :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:11, Reply)

If there's no AIDS
there's no fun.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:23, Reply)

Itsme
isn't such a subtle piss take as Jam Mister Geordie.

Who's meat puppet are you then?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:28, Reply)

Oh Al
You romantic, you!

EDIT - I'm not the meat puppet - I already have a very nice meat puppet - I call him PJM.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:28, Reply)

He likes
it when you wear him on your fist.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:34, Reply)

NO MEAT PUPPETRY HERE
ALL ORIGINAL AND UNIQUE MATERIAL.

BUT BALDMONKEY IS BEING A TOTAL COCKEND. REPETITION IS NOT FUNNY.

I SAID, REPETITION IS NOT FUNNY.
(Itsme Beaverwax, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:40, Reply)

YOU BASTARD

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:46, Reply)

I KNOW
HE REALLY IS.
(Itsme Beaverwax, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:48, Reply)

Oi, Beaverwax
You seem like a fit bird.

On the internet.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:53, Reply)

I AM.
BRING ME BALDMONKEY'S WARM AND STILL QUIVERING SEVERED COCK AND I'LL SHOW YOU.
(Itsme Beaverwax, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:56, Reply)

You're turning me on now

(Stiff Richard, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:57, Reply)

OH YEAH
WE CAN WANK OURSELVES INTO A FROTHY LITTLE FRENZY OVER THE THOUGHT. YOU FIRST.
(Itsme Beaverwax, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:00, Reply)

Lots of people are wobbling
Online.

And I'm not one of them.

Is Stiff Richard all he claims to be or is he all /talk?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:02, Reply)

Gloria, sweetheart,
I have been on /talk once or twice - I seem to remember laughing at some knob about the size of his cock - he was acting as if it was huge, along with his balls.

I suspect it was tiny.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:06, Reply)

Oi, Beaver
I'd better not have a wank first - I don't think the company I'm with could take it.

It's an entertaining thought though - I'll bear it, and you, in mind next time I've got a little 'personal' time.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:08, Reply)

BALDMONKEY'S
SAGGY ASS COULDN'T TAKE US BOTH ANYWAY. LEAVE HIM TO ME AND WE'LL SAVE THE DOUBLE HAND SHANDY FOR THE NEXT ONE.
(Itsme Beaverwax, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:10, Reply)