Imagine if you had willies instead of fingers!
AHHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'D BE MAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:18, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

did you type that with your 'willy'?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:23, Reply)

NO
MY WILLY IS VERY SMALL. IT LOOKS A BIT LIKE A GRAIN OF RICE. STICKING OUT OF A SHRIVELLED PEA.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:24, Reply)

If
You held hands would that count as gay sex?
(i should have joined myspace, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:23, Reply)

ISHJM
gays dont sex by rubbing willies.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:24, Reply)

oops
Im obviously still too naive to contribute
(i should have joined myspace, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:35, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
ahahahaHAHAHAHhahahahHAHAHHhahhhhaaaahhaha

Oh baldmonkey, you do spoil us.
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:07, Reply)