What I'll do, is start a topic, and allow you to get stuff off your fully figured chests.
Please, no fat birds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 13:17, 25 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

And I turned around and noticed it had 'Morrisons' plastered all over it!
My, we laughed so hard that night.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 13:32, Reply)

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 13:47, Reply)

steady on there
i thought talking about fully figured chests -and, for that matter, getting stuff on/off them - on the Internet was the exclusive province of OMGIRLS?

online?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 13:50, Reply)

####GIRL SAID CHEST#####
####AUTO GAZ#####
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:21, Reply)

^ no no^
i said "chest", not "breasts". there is a difference.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:30, Reply)

I noticed, then edited
but very very slowly.
I'm shit at the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:32, Reply)

but now
my reply makes no sense. damn you and your clever, if slowly typed, arguments.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:36, Reply)

I just skimmed it Ms Swipe
I don't think anyone noticed.

So how are you today Ms Swipe?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:44, Reply)

ugh
companies keep going insolvent, this is totally selfish of them. i now have 146 pub leases to review before tomorrow night, following the collapse of a big chain. it is our christmas party today. i will not be going. i will be on lease 34 by then.....

how are you?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:50, Reply)

I use a head dobber RS

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:54, Reply)

Oh hell
a big chain collapsed? Not Wetherspoons?

Am okay thanks, nothing a glass of wine wouldn't mend!
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:57, Reply)

@ ps
i had to google that. beautiful image, thanks for that!

@gh - nope, nothing that exciting and high profile...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:03, Reply)

you're welcome
anyway if you've got so much work to do why are you wasting your time on here?
That christmas meal your missing would probably be shit anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:12, Reply)

Is it
M&B?

Heard they were in trouble...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:13, Reply)

ps
i find it helps to have a 2 sec break between leases.

check, ok or fucked?

f5 email/b3ta for more interesting stuff.

check, ok or fucked?

repeat til entire pile of stinking old deeds is reviewed or death, whichever comes the sooner.

sam - nope, but i have also heard they are next in line.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:17, Reply)

insolvency is the new black
so they're saying.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:19, Reply)

The Rose and Crown
The Swan
The Red Lion
The Roebuck
The Kings Arms

/trying to confuse you*

*granted it would probably be more effective if I could physicaly push all the papers off your desk.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:27, Reply)

Thats so awful its funny
Are any on-site inspections Ms Swipe?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:39, Reply)

That's a very poor thing to laugh at,
I used to work for Dell and there was a Team Leader in India called Hermal Dikshit.

Everytime I had an email from him pop up I couldn't contain my laughter, even if I was on the phone.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:44, Reply)

*spits tea at screen*
everyone in my office thinks I've flipped.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:46, Reply)

that is really unfortunate
i would have laughed too. poor guy. imagine having a name that makes people laugh at you when you introduce yourself.

gloria, sadly not, although i am not sure it's any loss. they are not exactly five star drinking venues.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:51, Reply)

I felt no sympathy for the guy,
he was the sort of person who put
"*******URGENT!!!!!!!**********"
In the subject lines of his emails,
I tended to ignore him as much as possible and count how many emails it would take until he copied in his manager.
Then I would be increadibly helpful, and say something like my spam filter blocked his emails due to the unusual subject line.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:06, Reply)

Hey
Lack of 5 star is what we like!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:16, Reply)

^ its the small things sometimes
they help the day go by.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:24, Reply)

urgent needs
to be caveated with: urgent for whom?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:18, Reply)