Well hellair there.
The name's Ribena but you can call me Ribs, or Wibs as my brother would say. He doesn't have a lisp, he had cancer a while ago. (Or Camther as he says it )*snorts*
I've been dine the local village today and my driver, Jerry, totally let orf in the car. I wouldn't hev minded if it hed been Deddies car as it has one of those window things behind the driver. Anyway, I was nearly sick and jolly well sacked him right there and then. *snorts* Anyway, this man asked if he could blat his nudger up my twannybox and spluff his filthy soup over my slash filters. Well I didn't know what he meant as he is one of the funny poor people who do things on farms or something so I said yes.
Now, what I would like to know, is one allowed to speak of such things here and if so who would like a blowie? *snorts*
Rind of gofe anyone?
(******, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:01, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Harrumph.
When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.


( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:54, Reply)

Guffaw
Such fun.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:53, Reply)

Loon
LOL. How can you be American and know us British so unbelievably well?
( djtrialprice, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:00, Reply)

Because
in the 1960s when I was a wee nipper we had a load of cartoons that were really aimed at adults, with cultural references far above my little head at the time. Over the years I've developed an appreciation for Rocky and Bullwinkle, Tennessee Tuxedo and the rest- including The World of Commander McBragg. As he was based on C. Aubrey Smith, the quote was easy enough to find...

Besides, a startling amount of English culture made it across the Atlantic. I've personally known men similar to Commander McBragg, minus the Munchausen scale exaggerations of course, and could relate to the type.

Quite.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:14, Reply)