Happy Fucking New Year!
Or maybe that should be Happy Fucking 31st December?


( wanderlust, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:07, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mr nong lusty.
I'm sincerely apathetic about the whole NYE thing.

But I'm in a fucking good mood today regardless!

How are you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:09, Reply)

Hullo No3L
I'm ok. I'm looking forward to a nice relaxed night at my friend's playing games, drinking cocktails, smoking and eating cakes.

It's also my last week of work next week so I feel like a small child getting excited about the summer holiday.
( wanderlust, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:13, Reply)

Hmmm.
I'm looking for work, but as much as I love this small town, there's fuck all here. If I could find £500 I'd start window cleaning. I'll start digging for treasure.

Are you changing jobs?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:18, Reply)

Work offered me my job on a permanent basis
as I'm a temp. I said no as they'd fucked me about too much. They've now got someone in to do my job which means I'm out the door.

I'm not going to get worked up about the way they went about things because as easy as this job is it's fucking soul destroying, so I'm happy to be leaving.

I just need to find something to keep me going til March.
( wanderlust, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:24, Reply)

Wanna clean windows with me? :)
Have you got anything lined up?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:28, Reply)

Possibly.
As long as you promise not to (insert window cleaning based innuendo here)

Nothing else lined up at the moment but I've told my agency and I'm going to see my old boss at the pub I used to work in to see if I can do a few evening shifts there.

Fingers crossed everything works out :)
( wanderlust, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:35, Reply)

Morning all!
Bloody animals have got the right idea about this time of year- hibernation. Well, at least I have a party to go to tonight, which is nice. Still wish I was in bed mind.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:45, Reply)

Erm, ladders, tights. Fairy liquid! Guttering!
Good luck with the job hunt lusty.

Morning pb!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:52, Reply)

Morning PB
I know that feeling!

I'm going to have to have a nap before I go out tonight.
Sometimes I'm so rock & roll it hurts.

How are you apart from wishing you were in bed?
( wanderlust, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:52, Reply)

I'm grand thanks Lusty
A bit annoyed I am still in work though. Could be worse mind, it could be busy.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:59, Reply)

Work has been so dead it's almost painful.
Still, I'd rather be getting paid to do nothing than not be getting paid at all.

*is a money grabber*
( wanderlust, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:06, Reply)

I can sympathise
Still, my bed is incredibly comfortable and it is quite an effort to get out of bed in the morning. Frankly the fact I am even awake surprises me sometimes.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:09, Reply)

*agrees with lusty*
QOTW is my main distraction when it's quiet at work, but QOTW is quiet too, so I've been lurking in /talk quite a bit. I like it.

/contriversial
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:14, Reply)

/talk is ok
However, I still don't get the whole antagonism thing. I must be tired.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:18, Reply)

Ah, they just like putting the shits up us here.
Harmless muppetry.

Some of them've really got it in for you though piston. What's up with that?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:21, Reply)

Mainly because I have a habit of aimless waffling occasionally
That, and I had a bit of an argument with a fat racist from London (emmathegirl), and One Does Not argue with a girl on the internet apparently, not even when they're being a prat. And not having the best performance record at bashes (i.e. ending up gibbering in a corner stoned/pissed out of my face).
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:28, Reply)

Aha
It's an odd place, that's for sure.

You fit in well over here though :)

*warms up tongue*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:31, Reply)

A weird place indeed
But thanks for the compliment. Put your tongue away though lad, I'd prefer to be licked down by someone female, fit and is a good conversationalist.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:41, Reply)

hullo CU
You have dream phone!?
Ahhhh good times. I love the tackyness of it all so much.
( wanderlust, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:43, Reply)

*googles Dream Phone*
*rolls eyes*

Girls!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:49, Reply)

Ahhh the memories!
I never got to play it that much though as I have two brothers and they would never play it with me because "it's gay." :(
( wanderlust, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:51, Reply)

But it IS gay.
;P
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:52, Reply)

Yeah well
You're a boy and boys are stupid wee wee faces. So there!

*pokes out tongue*

I want to find pictures of the men on the cards. Some of them had some truly sexual shocking haircuts.
( wanderlust, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:57, Reply)

I can't watch youtube at work
So I'm going to have to watch it when I get home this afternoon.

I'm feeling quite nostalgic now!
( wanderlust, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:02, Reply)

See
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=GAY

Def 1.3

*puts hands on hips*
*thrusts*
*runs away to drink Ribena*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:03, Reply)

Dream Phone looks fucking Ace
morning all,

I've only just got up. *rubs in*

I will be roundly ignoring tonight's arbitrary date change.

I hate New Year.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:08, Reply)

Morning All!
I cannot ignore today's date and feel mildly upset by all those who hate it.

*cries*
( thealternativefact, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:10, Reply)

I'm sorry Clendrix
It has just always served as a reminder that another year has gone by and my life is still shit.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:12, Reply)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLENDRIX!
i21.photobucket.com/albums/b286/lilalo72/100_0826.jpg

XXXXXXXXXXXX
( wanderlust, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:13, Reply)

Grrr
Had my car broken into yesterday. They got fcuk all but did an incredible amount of damage - bent the door, smashed the steering lock and all the other bollocks.

Looks like a write off.
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:15, Reply)

Oh I see
Happy Birthday!

You share it with my Niece.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:15, Reply)

Thank you Lusty!
*indulges in birthday snog from Lusty*

Love that pic - I would eat that cake whole, and without blowing the candle out.

Thanks Mrs Bin - tbh, I wouldn't celebrate NY either, really.
( thealternativefact, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:15, Reply)

Good morning lovely people
Happy 31st Dec! Hope you're all in a suitably festive mood?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:24, Reply)

Cheating Rabbit
That sucks big time.

I had the same thing happen to me a couple of months ago.

What really fucked my off was that it cost me stacks of money and effort to put right and even though they were caught they didn't get done for it.
We heard the windows go through as the car was parked right outside the front door, which goes straight into our living room. Mr Bin ran out side and chased them up the road and got their number plate. But because he didn't see their faces and could ID them it didn't go to court.

I work hard so I can afford nice things and it pisses me off that some lazy piece of shit just wants to take them.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:24, Reply)

Car breakage
According to the Met Police, car crime isn't a "crime" anymore. It's okay to have your car keyed but if you're edging over a boxed junction you can expect a £60 fine and three points.

Cunts.

I promise that when I'm running the country anyone caught breaking into cars will have their fingers broken.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:30, Reply)

Nings all
Happy Birthday Clendrix ... and anyone else born on Hogmanay.

I'm full of beans this morning .. I've just wakened my 14 year old by dropping the cat on her. She is not impressed. Bad mummy!

How are you lovely people today?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:38, Reply)

Ohhh I appear to have clendrix attached to my face.
*kissey glees*
( wanderlust, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:56, Reply)

Hello WW
Haven't spoken to you in ages!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:00, Reply)

Hi MrsL
not been here much in December due to Chrimbo shopping, helping my bro move house and then forcing him to redecorate. Which meant I had to help. As it was mostly my idea. Actually, it was all my idea.

Still, I did all the gloss painting for him, and a fair bit of the emulsioning (is that a word?), leaving him mainly to put up the wallpaper. It looks lovely, now.

How are thee? Good, I hope?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:10, Reply)

Humpty Beefday clendrix!
At last, a reason to celebrate this day. Hope you have a lovely birthday!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:11, Reply)

Back later
completely forgot that my mum in law was due to visit. Need to go make some tea, now.

*mwah*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:14, Reply)

Thank you No3L!
Horrible day for a birthday, but my friends are lovely and always make me feel loved :)

Sorry Wee Witch - missed your message up there! Thank you :)
( thealternativefact, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:16, Reply)

Good morrow all
How fare yee?

Today is a lovely day, and we are about to take lady ancrenne for a drive up the coast. And tonight we shall dine, drink and make merry before passing out in an alcohol-fuelled sub coma, before having to get up tomorrow to catch the train to Edinburgh for the day.

Marvellous.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:42, Reply)

Ning Dav!
Where abouts on the coast are you going? Anywhere fantastic?

See profile :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:52, Reply)

Hi No3L
Seahouses, Bamburgh, among others. Taking the Castle route :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:42, Reply)

Yum
Seahouses is likely to be one of my stopover points - it looks fab!

Might try and camp on Holy Island instead tho :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:50, Reply)

Hello
*gives Clendrix Birthday snogs*

I'm still lounging around in my pyjamas I should really get up *yawns* There's loads of washing up I don't want to do though :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:53, Reply)

Lo TGB
*ruffles*

Put it all in to soak in steaming hot water for an hour. That'll teach it.

How're you? Rare to see you recently.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:59, Reply)

Noon Badger
Seahouses is OK but a bit touristy. Lots of fish and chip shops though - nom. Warkworth is nice - we went the other day and saw a seal catching fish in the river, which was ace. And Alnmouth has a nice pub, The Sun Inn (which once belonged to Legless, fact fans).

Off now, see y'all later.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:00, Reply)

Bye DG
Hey No3l, yeah been working at work so not as much time to get on here all day and then been gallivanting places at the weekends. *is a busy badger*

A busy thread killing badger, oh yes. *evil laugh*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:03, Reply)

Muahaha!
Any plans for tonight?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:25, Reply)

Plans?
Meeting chickenlady later (can't wait... Am I sad?) and we're off to celebrate a low key new year with friends.

I'm driving later so I can't crack open the beer :-(
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:55, Reply)

Sad to want to meet up with your lady friend?
I'd give my right arm for a lady friend right now.

Obviously, that'd make the missionary position somewhat more difficult, but not impossible.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:06, Reply)

So I'm busy
writing lesson plans which I am taking from a Maths Scheme.

The list of equipment includes a dice.

A fucking dice.

It's a die you daft fuckers!


grrr
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:15, Reply)