A question!
I've just been told that a relative of mine (aged 22) can't get a place to train as a barrister as she's too young.
I know nothing about this subject but suspect she can't be qualified enough yet...legal eagles of b3ta, tell me more!

EDIT

This thread is as dull as ditchwater.
My apologies.
In keeping with the latest Monkeysex directive I am making it b3tt3r.

Have this.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:40, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nah
Have some fluff instead.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Now that's a lovely picture
of a tiger's arse.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Awww!
That's much more interesting!

Quite frankly if I can't give a fuck over the shenanigans of my useless relatives why should you?!

Fluff FTW!

:D
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:56, Reply)

not quite right
clarissa dixon wright was called to the bar at 21!

more likely she still has some qualifications to get - has she done her bvc?

unless she means advice she's been given by someone in chambers who told her to get a bit more life experience before applying for a pupillage, but i'd be surprised - some of the barristers i instruct have pupils that look about 15 to me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I've been told
that she's 'already been called to the bar' but can't get a pupillage. I thought you couldn't get called until you'd finished your pupillage...but as I said I know nothing about all this.
I suspect she's been told to go away and get some life experience - the same was said to her brother when he applied to Cambridge.

This is the intellectual branch of the family - we have nothing to do with them as they're all stuck up.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I was called to the bar at 15
but only to collect my dad's Guiness.

/coat
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:20, Reply)

More fluff
can be found here. Click on the individual horses and hear them sing. Do it right and you can get them synchronized.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Oh you bastards
talking cats and singing horses? You're ruining B3ta for everyone.

Down with this kind of thing I say, down with it.

Needs more paprika-clitoral interfacing.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Hmm
Paprika/clitoral interfacing you say...

This is all I can find for now

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qm-FUNizpY&eurl=http://www.truveo.com/Chilli-Beans/id/125496999&feature=player_embedded
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:17, Reply)

It's an improvement, I'll give you that
but where's the passion?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Just for you, Bert...
Rape: ur doin it rong

Virginity: ur doin it rong too.

I hear the dark side of the moon is cold...

Gives new meaning to "a burning sensation after sex"...

Get yer game on!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I having orgasm!
I suddenly feel much more at home.

Thanks TRL, I have a new found respect for you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:30, Reply)

You just need to go to the right websites.
I got those links from www.sensibleerection.com. In fact, that's where I get most of my more twisted stuff from...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:33, Reply)

is that one about the Wii controllers for real?
I'm tempted to go and break those poor girls out of that fucking prison and brain-washing facility!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:35, Reply)

No, not at all.
That's a spoof site- Landover Baptist Church is what gave rise to Betty Bowers and other satire sites. They are often just a bit close to the bone...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:44, Reply)

after looking at the rest of the site I gathered that it wasn't real
the concerning thing is that I could believe that exactly that would happen in America!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:56, Reply)

What would have frightened me
is a woman who could see tiny infrared beams.

Humans don't see in infrared.

And if she was looking at the girls' ladybits that closely... well, let's just not go there, shall we?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:00, Reply)

I thought maybe the infrared thing was just dramatic licence
let's face it, I wouldn't put anything past baptists
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:07, Reply)