GAH! Fecking firewalls!
They've started cranking down on what we can access here at work, so the only way I can get on here at all is through Axai's proxy. Well, now either they've done something with the firewall or the proxy is having issues, because no images come through at all now and I get this at the top of the page:

Warning: Missing argument 2 for write_log(), called in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 201 and defined in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 184

Warning: fopen(/var/log/apache2/proxy_log.log) [function.fopen]: failed to open stream: Permission denied in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 186

Notice: Undefined variable: path in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 191

Warning: fwrite(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 192

Warning: fclose(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 193

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php:184) in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 1186

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php:184) in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 1193

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php:184) in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 1193

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php:184) in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 1193

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php:184) in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 1193

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php:184) in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 1193

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php:184) in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 1193

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php:184) in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 1193

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php:184) in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 1193

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php:184) in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 1193

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php:184) in /var/www/proxy.axai.net/index.php on line 1193

Is there another proxy I can use?

Oh, and if someone can message Axai for me on this, I'd appreciate it- I can't send gaz at the moment.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:27, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

All I do
Is just type in the address b3ta.com without the www.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Tried it.
Blocked by Checkpoint. Reason: violence.

Apparently all the rape jokes triggered the filter or something...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Is barnsey.org
still up and running?

*checks*

EDIT That'll be a no then. Sorry.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Hmmm...
Maybe just with the IP address?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Gazzed Axai.
.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Thanks, BGB.
This has been irritating the hell out of me this morning. When I post this it won't take me back to the page- I have to get back to the QOTW manually.

Without any images showing up, even the QOTW page looks odd- for instance, chickenlady's post below looks like this:

This is a QotW answer A question!
I've just been told that a relative of mine (aged 22) can't get a place to train as a barrister as she's too young.
I know nothing about this subject but suspect she can't be qualified enough yet...legal eagles of b3ta, tell me more!

EDIT

This thread is as dull as ditchwater.
My apologies.
In keeping with the latest Monkeysex directive I am making it b3tt3r.

Have this.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady is now sporting flowing ginger locks, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:40, Ignore, 6 replies, I like this!)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I'm on sickrik now
Try this TRL

sickrik.com/questions
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Fixed.
Please try now.
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:48, Reply)

YAY!
Thank you both- Axai's proxy is back to normal, and now I have a backup!

Axai, what the hell happened? Was it something with the firewall here? Are they onto me? Should I expect Agent Smith to come through my office door?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I was going to suggest spunk and jam but it appears I'm too late to help.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Never mind Mike
we can all settle down to some spunk and jam now and relive the crisis.

:)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Spunk Jam
starring Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny would have made for a far better film.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:18, Reply)