A man goes to the doctor complaining of a rather embarrassing problem he is having.

Doc: “What seems to be the problem young man?”

Man: “It’s a bit embarrassing really.”

Doc: “Well everything you tell me is in the strictest confidence”

Man: “Ok, well you see, I got drunk last night and broke into the zoo, and while I was stumbling around I climbed a fence and ended up in the elephant enclosure and, and I was raped by and elephant and now me arsehole is gaping!”

Doc: “Well that is odd as I seem to recall that elephants while having very long penises also have very thin penises, it shouldn’t have done too much damage…”

Man: “You’re right, but the bastard fingered me first!”
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:05, Reply)