A man has an awful secret that is eating him up inside
He has a micro penis and it is blighting his love life, that is until he decides to do something radical.

He hears of an experimental new procedure whereby he can have part of an elephants trunk grafted onto him to form a mighty youghurt rifle!

The man has the surgery and feels great, if a little sore. in fact he is so happy with teh results he asks out Francine from accounts in weeks time.

As the week goes on the swelling reduces and the scars heal and our man begins to feel the familiar rumblings of lust in his loins.

When the big night comes he is sat opposite the lovely Francine and as it's been such a long time since he had any action he is already straining at the leash.

Things get worse with wine, he can feel his new appendage squirming and when his date delicately nibbles at a bread stick he can take it no longer!

His enraged phallus bursts forth from his trousers, shoots up above the table grabs a bread roll and disappears back into his trousers!

"Wow, thats amazing", squeled Francine, "can you do it again?"

"I think so", relpies the man, "only I'm not sure I can fit another roll up my arse!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:32, Reply)