Non-compliment compliments
So anyways this one time I was having sex with this girl and she was quite enjoying being on the bottom. Well when I saw quite enjoying being on the bottom I mean she made no effort whatsoever. Not that it bothered me cos the sex was great non-the-less. Anyways when were done I said and I quoth, "you're really good at just lying there. That was amazing!".

That is probably my best non-compliment compliment to date. Oh did I mention this was our first date. Oh and hi if you reading this btw. (I sent her a link for b3ta).

Was it a date...actually I think we were just meeting for a drink? (sorry, just thinking out loud).
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:05, 12 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

The date was your dead sister
AICMFP
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:06, Reply)

fuck
I just sprayed my keyboard with Diet Coke. does this mean I can go home now?
( cackers, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:10, Reply)

I somehow think
that either this will not be a repeated performance, or that she might require re-inflation before long.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:13, Reply)

I'm wondering if she slapped you
it sounded more like an insult than a compliment.

And please stop fucking my mother....it's just wrong.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:15, Reply)

haha...
It was all taken in good humour. So much so that I was promised a repeat performance where I will be ridden senseless. I like a woman who's up for a laugh. I wouldn't have it any other way.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:17, Reply)

You've had real full-on penis to vaginal sex?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:18, Reply)

Don't be silly
she was crafted entirely from anchor butter.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:19, Reply)

Talking about smart people
I said to my girlfriend, "I must be a genius, I fell in love with you." She thought that was really cute and went all melty.

Some time later she abruptly says, "What's so difficult about falling in love with me?"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:33, Reply)

No-win situation...
...if we accept that the opposite of Genius is stupidity, then the line "I must be stupid, I fell in love with you." would have been met with at least a frosty stare and probably a "talk" or being made to sleep on the sofa.
( Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:07, Reply)

^
oof!

Well you tried. Women are too nit-picky.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:39, Reply)

Chains
Is it just me or is the fact that it was "some time later" somewhat ironical?
( Captain V, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 19:41, Reply)

To be fair
It was only a couple of minutes later, and somewhat in jest.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:04, Reply)