So,
I've not been sleeping properly for the last week or so.
Just as I drift off to sleep, I get this weird feeling in my ear, kind of a throbbing ache.

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( Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:43, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Turns out this fucker's been slipping me the length every night.

( Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Is that all you've got?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:44, Reply)

He's got your mum too
locked up in a basement, covered in petrol, with a candle burning nearby.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:45, Reply)

LUCKY BITCH

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Pretty much
I'm busy today.
*shrugs*

Don't let me stop you though.
( Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Busy having sex with roadkill you scraped into a plastic bucket.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:49, Reply)

^
you say that like it's a bad thing.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:51, Reply)

If you must know,
I'm jet-lagged.

Just back from New York. I was firing frozen chickens at planes from a compressed-air cannon again.
Managed to down one of the fuckers, but this time it didn't smack into any office buildings this time.

Stupid cunt of a pilot managed to land on the river.
( Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:53, Reply)