I'm bored
can you tell?

what are you having for dinner?

I'm making carbonara the proper way: onion, garlic, meat, cheese, eggs, parsley, spaghetti

delicious, especially with fresh eggs from the parents' chickens.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:18, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Samiad vaginas
on toast.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:19, Reply)

mmmm
thanks bert, now I'm salivating over my keyboard

well, more so than usual
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:21, Reply)

You're welcome
*gives vipros a glimpse of pink*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Beer

( thealternativefact, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Bulls testicles

poached in their own semen.

And some hob nobs.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:23, Reply)

No idea
Just got in from work.

*shrugs*

Actually I could fancy a curry, I think, but I can't be arsed to cook...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:04, Reply)

You're not just bored....
sorry but you're a teenuc. You don't put onion in a carbonara.
( Sallyrsm, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 7:39, Reply)