Make all my major life decisions for me
I'm thinking that if I put some trousers on (and other stuff, obviously) I could go down the caff and have a full English breakfast.

OR

I could stay in and have a bowl of cereal. Or one of those probiotic yoghurt things. This means I can slob around in my dressing gown longer, and is probably better for me.

Vote now!



( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:42, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Full english
unless you're one of those wet, hippie-girl types.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:01, Reply)

Am not a hippy!
Hmmm, the Full English has magical healing properties that may help with my hangover. I should take that into account
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:27, Reply)

It will also give your arteries
some of that nice 'full up' feeling.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:30, Reply)

While cereal made a late charge
Looks like Full English wins out.

Damn, where did I put my trousers last night?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Whoever voted
cereal and probiotic yoghurt should be shot with pellets of muesli.

I voted fry up at least three times.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:56, Reply)

I voted for Probiotic
Cos it looked all lonely and empty....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Like you?


Awww... I'm just kidding. Have a hug.

*gropes*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Stop groping other people Bert!
Just because I'm engaged now doesn't give you the right to play away with other men you vaginal excretion.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I regret nothing!
I get a grope? I feel honoured

(awaits death by hail of museli pellets)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 10:14, Reply)

al
For the first four months of my life, my mum rubbed canesten on me in the hope that I was just some sort of discharge that would go away.

...and sorry, I promise not to grope other men anymore.

*gropes*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 10:15, Reply)

gropies
I vote for cereal *with* yoghurt instead of milk. Fuck having to get clothed on a w/e morning.

Laziness. Yesses.
( cackers, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I'm back!
That was simultaneously excellent and at the same time not nearly as good as I'd built it up in my head to be.

I feel better now. Cackers, getting dressed at the weekend is the only way I can get anything done. Otherwise I'd still be slobbing around in my dressing gown at teatime.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 10:51, Reply)

I want to bum you all

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 10:53, Reply)