I'm quite ashamed to admit this
But I think B3ta is corrupting me. Normally I'm a very polite, calm, sensible person.
I realised last night that that appears to be merely one facet of my personality.

I was at work last night - and me and another girl split the last of a bottle of red because there wasn't enough for a full glass for another customer.

My boss comes over - takes a look at the glass and says "What's this shit??"
and I've just blurted out:

"your mum's jizz"

Even now I can feel a giggle and a little blush of shame coming on.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 6:04, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Brilliant!

(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Full of win!
*giggles*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:48, Reply)

i was watching '300' with my wife a while ago
and there's a bit when a shitting massive giant covered in piercings and tats faces up to the spartans

i said 'i've had her' before i had chance to think
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:07, Reply)