What's the difference between your mum and a bag of apples?
Your mum's a slag.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:25, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ironically

I have a bag of apples at home that has slept with my entire fruit bowl and half the vegetable draw!

Whereas my Mum only fucked the cucumber.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Answer - nothing.
Both were eaten by worms.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I stand corrected

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:51, Reply)

You swine.
I had to stifle guffaws at work.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:24, Reply)

swine has recently become
one of my favourite things to say
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:30, Reply)

When I went to visit my Mum last night
She recounted a story of how she was discussing growing her own vegetables with a fellow trainee on her probation degree. She then uttered the immortal line:

"You know, my courgettes are amazing this year. In fact, they're so good I'm thinking of entering them somewhere!"

Everytime she sees the chap in question he always asks how her courgettes are doing...
(gin'll fix it, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:56, Reply)

*guffaw*
I'll bet she'll "enter them somewhere"

fnarr
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:17, Reply)