heheheheheheh.
My office is in a former conference room, and I share it with three other people. Left over from its days as a conference room are a whiteboard and a large array of potted plants in a basin, sitting to my left.

One of the other engineers brought in a plastic frog with an ultrasonic detector on it, so if you walk in front of it the frog croaks. I have it nestled into the plants, pointing toward the door.

It's gonna make my co-workers freak.

I wonder if I can replace the croak with another sound? Maybe a woman's shriek?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:47, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How about replacing it with a Harry met Sally type orgasm.
It would make each day a little bit sweeter.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 18:35, Reply)

If I can find one
then believe me, it will happen!

Or what might actually be more fun is to replace it with the voice thing out of a talking GI Joe. You walk past the plants and it shouts "All right! Let's GO!"
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 18:45, Reply)

BGB, that's just
what I was thinking :)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 18:51, Reply)

ah
you need one of these, my friend.

www.terryturtlexxx.com/

have fun

new year's charades with the inlaws was considerably enlivened with this little addition...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 22:29, Reply)