You see
I didn't follow you to the big board did I. Can I be on your list now please?

Also, what's your favourite colour and do you prefer a pleated or flat front trouser?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't control the list.
We've probably discussed this.
Please don't reply. At least not until I set up that "Pay-per-Reply" service I'm thinking of starting up.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Now, now
less of that wobbling please, you have followers who look up to you and I don't want them getting upset too. The world can only cope with so much wobbling.

Now I'm pretty sure, given that it's called the "THE JMG LIST OF APPROVED, INTERESTING B3TANS" that you must have some sort of control over it. Also it's in your profile.

So, in reference to this, I'm prepared to sever all contact with your good self in order to be on this list of yours.

Also, please let me know what trouser you prefer, I need some new ones and I need appropriate guidance from someone with as much sartorial opinion as you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Legend has it the list was written by an o**line g*rl

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:59, Reply)

WHAT!?
Surely such a thing doesn't exist. Or if it did, how did JMG end up with it?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:00, Reply)