Hmm. I think I've found your level.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:17, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Exciting stuff.
Solid, liquid, or somewhere between the two?
( Cawl, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:18, Reply)

yesterday
it was one huge long shit snake. felt like my entire colon had turned inside out.

Was a 3 flusher
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)

You found my level when you performed at the last CATG.
I enjoyed that.
*worries slightly about level*
( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Oh that is ace, there.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:34, Reply)

This reminds me
of manic miner and jet set willy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I think I found your level

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Excellent Cap't
Like Al said, it's very retro in a Spectrum kind of a way.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:57, Reply)

@ al
I went all mushy when you said jet set willy just now.

phwoar.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:00, Reply)

At least /qotw can organise bashes without petty squabbling..
..are you all talking now?
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I'm not sure who I found
but at a guess I would say they're from /talk.



( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:00, Reply)

NSFW
:(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:14, Reply)

On a Thursday evening
The last thing I expected to see on th' internet was a picture of a semi-naked lady being pursuaded to dismount a fence by two gentlemen dressed in Tesco uniforms.

More disturbingly, who took the photo and how did they get that angle?

Is this from some sort of caption competition? it ought to be.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:20, Reply)

Caption competition
'..but I'm not shitting into their garden, I'm pulling rusty nails out of the fence with my incredibly strong flaps.'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:23, Reply)

"Ahhh that feels GREAT!"
I wonder how Gordon Brown feels when he does that to Britain?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:30, Reply)

PJM
Stop picking on Gordie. Just because you saw his giant scottish willy and got all upset about it, doesn't mean you can have a go at him on the internets.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:32, Reply)

My entry
"If this Tesco value fence can't hold my weight I'll bare my arse to next door".

It's not a very good entry because I'm still utterly intrigued about the depicted scenario.

We should be told....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:34, Reply)

I like Mr Butter.
He's funny.

He should come over here to the dark side.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:41, Reply)

I thought they were the dark side?
I'm so confused, maybe there should be a kaleidoscopic spectrum of colours, showing exactly what shade every board and every member is.

Or there shouldn't, that'd take ages.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:48, Reply)

What are you doing here?
It's after work time and you haven't been around for days. I thought you might have been fired.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:56, Reply)

Pfffft
Close. I got a written warning.

I'm obviously not too bright, as people keep warning me of things, but I go ahead and do them anyway.

What's a CAT,G?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:00, Reply)

It's what you get if you don't want a dog,
dogg.

Edit: was that thanks to your inquisitive co-worker?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:16, Reply)

It was
The silly cow went and told everybody, my manager became extremely offended and I got a telling off.

I found a written warning they'd written on our shared drive on Monday, but they haven't given it to me yet. Maybe I got away with it...

I can't believe it though, I went away for three days, and look what's happened. -JMG's turned up, pushing you all around again and bullying the little uns, and Holy Gabrielle is using the place like we're a tabloid agony aunt.

It's all wrong.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:22, Reply)

I thought
That it might have been some sort of kitty online dating jargon for a ginger cat.

eg "Cat. G. Own fur and fangs. Seeks thick black and white cat to terrorise, steal food off and wee on territory.

Must have own catnip toys and drinking bowl.

No kittens please."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:23, Reply)

You're both wrong on the cat thing
only al knows the answer.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:24, Reply)

So you didn't actually get a written warning then?
The potential's there... that's probably worse. Why not print it off and send it to yourself? Then the ambiguity's taken away.

I thought something must be up. I thought, 'A shit jokes thread and no Monkeysex? That's just not right' is what I thought,
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:26, Reply)

I like your thinking
but I'm pretty sure they've written it in haste, then decided not to give it to me as I'm such a loveable, young, hot, sexy guy.

With a massive cock.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:29, Reply)

You're probably right.
Hit me with your best shittest joke then monkeyboy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Name a Bird that cant Fly.

That one from Holby City.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:38, Reply)

We are the dark side.
Because we found that guy funny that sniffed his sisters knickers or whatever it is he did with them. I can't remember so it can't have been too disturbing.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:43, Reply)

I think that mock outrage at QOTW was rather funny
/talk amuses me greatly.

Bert: winner!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:45, Reply)