On the way back from a great surf yesterday
we were smoking a joint in the car on the way home (not the driver) I tapped the ash out of the window, only to have a bit of burning ember fly from the end of the spliff onto my forehead, just in the hair line.

Burning my scalp and a little bit of hair.

This was both stupid, annoying and hilarious.

What has happened to you recently that was any number of these things?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:04, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I threatened a man with a knife
www.justramit.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8506
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I don't blame you for threatening the twat
especially if you thought he was a dutchman and after your sister

why is it that I still maintain consideration for people when I'm drunk (among other things I retain, like my pacific nature and my sense of decorum) and yet most don't?

is it because they are flawed human beings and I'm not?

yes, yes it is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Vipros
I know what you mean. According to those who've seen me royally drunk, I'm exactly the same drunk as I am sober, except slower and slightly more clumsy.

The only thing I tend to notice when I'm drunk is that I think carefully about *everything* I'm doing, even things I'd normally only do subconsciously.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:35, Reply)

At a party thing
I was invited to someone's night-party who'd got married that day. At the end of the evening, my wife and I went outside as our taxi arrived.
On my way out, I binned the bones of the chicken drumstick I'd grabbed off the buffet table and kept hold of the napkin to wipe my hands with.

I got into the taxi still wiping my hands as we drove away. I didn't want to sit in the car holding onto the napkin, and as the driver's window was open I leaned forward to dispose of the tissue out of the window. However, the wind blew it back in and the driver had a greasy tissue flapping and blowing against his face.

I laughed solidly for 20 mins all the way home.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:55, Reply)

Just last week.....
I got dumped, which was annoying.
I cried like a baby, which was stupid.
My dad keeps trying to cheer me up by telling me how great I am which is hilarious. He only gives compliments when he's drunk.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:29, Reply)

@BGB
dude is clearly a skinflint trying to avoid paying for Valentines - yer better off without him!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Aaaaaaw!
@ BGB.

Big beardy man hugs from Captain Placid (and Pooflake too, I'm sure),
You really should stop being so awesome!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:50, Reply)