Who's your ideal woman?
One of the girls in the office was quizzing the lads about who their ideal woman is.

The usual list ensues: Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman, Charlize Theron etc


I was thinking, "one who shuts up during films and makes sure there is cool beer available when I'm watching the football".

They never ask me.

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(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:12, 22 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

The one I've got.
She's finally trained properly and I ain't doing that again.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:15, Reply)

charlize theron is a twat
ideal woman: dark hair, curvy with big boobs, likes good music, surfs, good in bed, good cook, likes to swear.

fortunately Mrs V is all of these things.

:-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Hmmm...
Mr. V, weren't you saying something about her "awful music" auto-filling your iPod yesterday?
( Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Monica Belluci in hotpants and a vest.


EDIT I mean Mrs Monkeysex.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Monica Belluci is fab
and she likes to play prostitutes which bodes well.

See, 'Brotherhood Of The Wolf' and 'Shoot 'em up'.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:25, Reply)

a valid point Special K
but to clarify, she does like good music. she also likes shit music.

If we are thinking of looks though, my current favourite is Zooey Deschanel. She's lovely.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Baz
I prefer her in Irreversible. Fuck yeah, take it bitch!

*has made himself a little sick there*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:27, Reply)

@Lab
Havent seen that one - I hear good things though - it's on the list to d/l once I stop using up my allowance with Japanese porn.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:29, Reply)

either
Marilyn Monroe or Zooey Deschanel.
I change my mind all the time.
*click*
There you go. Debbie Harry.
*click*
Katy Perry.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Debbie Harry...
*rubs thighs*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I think it's Debbie's 'stare' that always did it...
and the pout.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I don't find her at all attractive...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:52, Reply)

easy!


She buys me beer, fetches beer from the fridge and is all kinds of wonderful :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:00, Reply)

*saves as*
*fwaps*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)

This woman...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:06, Reply)

keep dreaming :0)

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:06, Reply)

My ideal women?
Me!

I'm ace.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Easy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:10, Reply)

This Fine Looking Lady!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Raquel Welch
25 years ago.

Fuck it, I'd still do her now.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:28, Reply)

only one lady for me
St. Jade Goody
(knackerz is skinning up, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:48, Reply)

Ahahaha
Lab, I'd forrgotten I even had a profile pic.

You sexy bitch, you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:12, Reply)