Too emo?
The only interesting housemate story I can think of involves myself as the housemate, crashing round the house of a girl I bumped into randomly for a month and freaking her out a treat.

Trouble is it involves high levels of clinical insanity, self-pity, catharsis, adolescent sexlessness, crying, lack of inherent humour and general stuff wot the likes of Baldmonkey might not really approve of.

I'm at a loose end tonight and could spend an hour putting the story together but I'm not sure. Too personal maybe.

Worth it?
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:39, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Go for it
If it's too emo or whatever, just put a realy tasteless joke at the end of it. The more emo, the more tasteless the joke
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:44, Reply)

write it!
Elvis, please, I want to hear.
*Reconsider, baby*
( cackers, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Hell yes!
The more outre the better!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Alrighty
The people have spoken. I'll get to it and try not to have the subject matter influence the writing style too much for the worse.

Should really get it written down anyway - it's one of the defining episodes of my life.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Ooo! You've wet my appetite now.
*waits*
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Do it.
Probably.

I've just watched a supberb England performance against the Windies, fallen backwards through my neighbours fence, can't see straight, ratted beyond any degree of redemption.

Whatever it is it's worth it. Wake me up tomommorow.

Strauss. God. End of.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Go for it!
Here on QOTW, many of us have opened up and come forward with utterly personal stuff. This gives us a great feeling of closeness and solidarity that makes QOTW what it is and something the b3ta mods never anticipated. It will be cathartic for sure, even if it's something you're not proud of.

If Baldmonkey has a go at you, we'll all CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK, rape make sweet love to HIS MUM and when he comes back to us crying, we'll tell him to MAN THE FUCK UP!

b3ta - we're at our best when we're at our worst!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Steady on Spak.
Telling someone you'd rape their mum is a bit mean.

Play nice.

Plus you never know, baldmonkey might do something like this to you if you went ahead and did it.
( wanderlust, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Fuck it.
I'd rape her.
She's hot.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)

My mum I mean.
Not the spanish 13-year-old daughter.
I'm not a sicko.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:01, Reply)

.
* steadies self *

* edits *

* breathes *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I've got it about half done..
..but can't face continuing for now. It might go in before the end of the week. Or not. It is necessarily very fucking personal unless I'm going to omit the juicy bits.

And I actually like Baldmonkey. He's pretty amusing, in a rather *different* way, even though he indulges in getting a cheap rise sometimes.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:30, Reply)