Tonight's Home Sweet Home thread
is brought to you by the letters H, S and H


( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:10, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

evening all...
or is it just you and me? ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:17, Reply)

I might
On occasion, sashay in and out but I'm a tad preoccupied attempting to do something else this evening.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:22, Reply)

looks like it is just you two
I'm taking my little feet off to my kitchen to make lovely Greek smells.

edit/
Spak, is there not supposed to a number up there too? How about, "tonight's thread is brought to you by the letters H, S and the number 69?"
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Evening
I'll only be on for another half hour, but once these signs are up, they start acting like a beacon and attract us like flies.

EDIT: @ ( . )( . ) :
The H paid a small fortune to be sponsored twice.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:24, Reply)

I shall be in the neighbourhood
But mostly I'll be in the next tab over, watching football on the internet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:25, Reply)

Spak
the number could be 8, H being the 8th letter of the alphabet?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:28, Reply)

Do beacons
attract flies?

Ning and bye again, I'm off to the fella's for pizza and telly. Oh the rock and roll lifestyle we live.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:32, Reply)

WFF
nah, but dead dogs do...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Feeling a little less guilty
Because on Thursday last week, staggering home from the pub ratarsed after watching what I thought was invincible cricket (Ha!) I staggered a bit too erratically and fell through my neighbour's fence.

Nobody was watching so I rather artlessly re-assembled it but this act of inadvertant vandalism has been hanging on my conscience somewhat.

I've just stepped out for a smoke and realised that the wind has brought the fence down again.

I will now point at the prone fence and blame the wind.

What hath God wrought?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:44, Reply)

reap the whirlwind...
and blame the wind.
gets reet blowey up north...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:46, Reply)

This is Bradford, though.
Admittedly it's still up North, but not the dismal windblasted wastes of my Cumbrian childhood.

Are thee reet, marrer?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:49, Reply)

grand as oot, gadgee!
and thee?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Well topper, oor lad.
Actually not so much because what I'm trying to sort out tonight is a house in Whitehaven, owned by my sister, which is being systematically wrecked by the tennant.

I'm trying to work out how to evict him and claim damages he's inflicted over and above his bond.

He's taken a chainsaw to three big healthy oaks in the garden.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:57, Reply)

I'm off
I have to head off to my Tai-Chi class now. I might pop on again later.

Bye_eeeee!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Jeez
two teams who can't score - West Brom and Arsenal - and it's 1-1 after 7 minutes.

Come on you Baggies!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:02, Reply)

TD
i'm only an hour from the haven and have barry in teh van, if a house call is required then just yelp!
what type of lease? oaks are worth money and possibly protected so phone the council to get the ball rolling (it's a planning issue perhaps?) and then maybe get the trees valued?

tennants can be twunts and if i can be of any use to a fellow b3tan (in a non-violent manner, i hope you guessed!) then gaz me. i am a plumber with many usefull skills, as well as holding a Cert.HE in Building Surveying. if a condition survey (legally valuable document) would be helpfull then i would be more than happy to donate a wee trip oot west...no fooling!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:39, Reply)