I have a slight quandary
I bought Dad tickets to go and see Blur at Hyde Park on July 2nd. One slight problem though, he's on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. I really should have checked first. So, who wants to go see Blur with me?

/Edit

Oh yes, you have to think of a reason why you want to go and see Blur.

Best one wins.

/Edit II

You're going to have to do much, much better than that guys.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:30, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

First
Me
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:31, Reply)

me, because...
just before, i posted my first image-linkything on /OT.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I'm not even sure if I'll be in the UK on that date
but on the plus side, it'll give me plenty of time to think of a reason.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Me because
I promise not to say you look like that bloke from that thing AT ANY TIME EVER.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:58, Reply)

What thing in what?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Exactly.
*nods*
*winks*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Ok then
Me because I haven't seen them since 1995 which is a fuck of a long time. Because I once snogged Alex, because I did it to find out where Graham was and because I was first dammit.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:22, Reply)

Because
if you don't give me the tickets, I'm going to bum you with a pickaxe.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:34, Reply)

In the hope
that there is a sniper in the crowd.

Do I win?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:28, Reply)

How about you sell the tickets to Himjim and I?
That way you save yourself being pickaxed and I can snog people at will :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Ok, I only have the one ticket spare...
Because I am going along.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I think I should have them!!!
1) I like Blur
2) I'd quite to see them live
3) I'm quite good company
4) I'll provide C and MDMA to ensure good fun is had.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Hmmm... getting better!
I wonder if anyone can beat this?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:54, Reply)