I would just like to say
I fucking hate friday's when I've had 3 and a half hours sleep over two days.

I especially hate them when I have to go to work soon after school.

Also - the most embarrassing thing I ever did with a penis was to chuck it at someone's head. And when I say chuck, I mean squirt large amounts of jizz. And when I say At someone, I mean all over your mum. Yes - I know she's been dead these ten years but she's still good!

That's all folks!
take care I'll see you after work.
I'm just kidding on the "squirting jizz all over your dead mother" bit. I only did that while she was alive! Don't fret! :-D

EDIT: I am claiming responsibilty for sending Halfy the Jesse Younan albums.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Evening, you fucking cunt.
Hope you're doing ok :)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:01, Reply)

Evening from Exhibition Street :)
It's hot today eh?

Anyone heading to Fed square for teh food and wine stuff tomorrow?

Managed to blag 4 free tasting vouchers, if you are there i'll be the tall scottish bloke going nomnomnomnomnom...

Also, what the jesus tittyfucking christ is with the qotw these last couple of weeks? There's only so many times I can read the ark chives...
(Zutroy started without you, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:44, Reply)