Now as you all know I'm not a big car buff.
But my step-dad has just arrived in his newly purchased Aston Martin Vantage. It's a deep red colour and it sounds like a tiger warning you to get the fuck out of it's way.

It's beautiful.


Of course, he's grinning like a mad fool.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:18, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

You're a girl
therefore you are instantly disqualified from any discussion about cars.

Go and buy yourself a nice dress, or play with a kitten, there's a good girl.

Mwah.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Go and say that to the Grammar Badger.
I dare you.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I have no fear of the Grammar Badger
she's seen my cock, and I've felt her boobs, so it's all good.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:23, Reply)

her views on cars can be dismissed because of her attachment
to her morris marinavagina. not really a car in the view of those who count ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Heehee
Morris Marina sounds like slang for vagina, and the word count is dangerously close to cunt.

Teeheehee.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Sounds good
I bought a vintage Ron Allen 'deckchair' board with GullWing trucks,Santa Cruz risers and rails, G-Bone wheels,NMB bearings and a set of Santa Cruz Slimeballs (in black) a couple of years ago si I can imagine his joy (fair play, there's a bit of a difference there)

I doubt that means fuck all to most people here but I was so excited I did sex wee!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:42, Reply)

That's the sort of comment a massive cunt would make Bert
and you know it.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I'm the most biggestest cunt on Off Topic
and you all know it.

EDIT oh, and he edited after I replied, so the morris marina/vagina thing is MY joke, not his.

*scowls*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Sadly we try and forget it
but you keep coming back with your fucking pathetic "Oooo look at me, I put my cock on the internet, I've got a young pretty girlfriend, I fancy the little mermaid" load of wanking BOLLOCKS and subject us to it day after day after day after day after day. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:48, Reply)

That gave me the biggest laugh that I've ever had on B3ta!
I love you BIG TIME sexy al, too much to engage you properly in a battle of insults.

So I'll just tell you that she only agreed to marry you because I refused to shit in her mouth. True story.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, Reply)

If I were to spend a lot of money
it would be on one of these:


( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Nobody asked you what you'd do
if you had alot of money!

Start a new thread, so that we can all bask in the glory of the stairy slide.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:14, Reply)

You step dad needs to
give it to me. The car or otherwise.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:51, Reply)