I found what I want in my next house.
Per Bert's request, I'm putting this in its own thread:


( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:19, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

AAARGH
Stop posting images etc etc
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Not sure
I'd like the mong riding down it though.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I've got a mong just like that.
I call it Bert and kick it in the face whenever I'm feeling bored.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:33, Reply)

He's screaming
Because off-picture is a boiling bath of liquid magma..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:33, Reply)

It's because
Bert is lying naked under the slide with his cock all greased up and he's ripped his trousers and pants on the way down the slide.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)

It's funny because it's true
but poor Al is only belittling me because he's actually a eunuch, and the only way he can ever feel like a man is when I'm seven inches deep in the woman who will some day marry him against her better judgement.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I'm only happy
when using you as a human prophylactic.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Don't use big words at me
you herpetamological sysiphulactic employee of Gertrude, the former girlfriend of the german nerd who shot up his school.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Fuck being an adult
house slides FTW
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:05, Reply)