I found what I want in my next house.
Per Bert's request, I'm putting this in its own thread:


( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:19, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

AAARGH
Stop posting images etc etc
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Not sure
I'd like the mong riding down it though.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I've got a mong just like that.
I call it Bert and kick it in the face whenever I'm feeling bored.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:33, Reply)

He's screaming
Because off-picture is a boiling bath of liquid magma..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:33, Reply)

It's because
Bert is lying naked under the slide with his cock all greased up and he's ripped his trousers and pants on the way down the slide.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)

It's funny because it's true
but poor Al is only belittling me because he's actually a eunuch, and the only way he can ever feel like a man is when I'm seven inches deep in the woman who will some day marry him against her better judgement.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I'm only happy
when using you as a human prophylactic.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Don't use big words at me
you herpetamological sysiphulactic employee of Gertrude, the former girlfriend of the german nerd who shot up his school.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Fuck being an adult
house slides FTW
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:05, Reply)