As disclosed in HSH today - My epic haircut fail
Pictures in reply.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:45, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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Today I decided that enough was enough and dug out the clippers to get rid of my, quite frankly bouffant, hair. Clippers had been on charge since last night and I started work only for the fuckers to stop working, resulting in this:



Yes, I know I look like I have eaten a bucket of cat AIDS but in my defence I'd not long been out of bed.

The reason for my misfortune was in fact karma - Have a look at the newspaper headlines which I had been trimming my Sideshow Bob hair over. Not really what you could call sympathetic.



So all in all, Jade Goody fucked my clippers with some kind of psychic malevolence leaving me looking like a chemo patient. So here you are dear B3tards, the balad of Spunky.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:45, Reply)

hahahah
you look stoopid.

Bonus points for the newspapers though!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Heheh
Mine did that once. So I stood in the shower and took a razor to it. Took ages, but it was worth it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Y'know what's hot this time of year?
Hats.

Bad luck fella!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:57, Reply)

I must add
That through the goodness of my better half, who traipsed in to town to get me a new set, I now have a nicely evenly shaved bonce.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I actually think this look will catch on.
In care in the community homes across the country : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:05, Reply)