Hello gentle and generally more slower internet.
Now that my '/talk is being shut down' fibs have been blown out of the water, how do you, the younger, lying element of b3ta react?
As there was some seriously over the top reactions to the news, here.

I still stand by the decision to close QOTW and merge it with /links.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:42, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

..and this is some terrifying pandering, here.
www.b3ta.com/questions/pythonshame/post390298

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I reacted by asking myself...
...what I'm going to have for dinner.


And taking teh internet seriously for a moment, when are you going to post something on QOTW that shows off your obvious writing abilities JMG?

Glad I've got that off my chest...

As you were fatties.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:45, Reply)

It's good that QOTW has taken up the JMG stance of making fun of the dinner discussing housewhales of b3ta.
Now if I can get on top of the dinner threads, can we make a similar move on here to curb the lies and rough people?
I've made tremendous strides at the other place of talking down the rough and the obese. Well done JMG.


As for your footnote, I'll open the A-Grade material when you all start paying for this wisdom.
Which can't be too far off, at this rate.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I don't think any of it really matters
if you're from /talk, you're a cunt, and if you're not from /talk, you're also a cunt.

You fucking cunts.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)

It is gangrenous and omnipresent.
How's yours?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Tonight?
I'll be working until about 8, then I'll head home to fester in my own filth for a few hours, watching some shite on BBC3 and masturbating over Mary Nightingale on the 10 o'clock news. Then I'll probably try to sleep, hoping that my office will have been firebombed by Ninjitsu Nazis while I snooze, so that I don't have to come into work tomorrow.

The usual fare, really. What have you got against ASDA?

EDIT and stop doing the nested reply thing, JMG's not impressed, you know.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Jeez!
It must be quiet on /talk if JMG is here.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:35, Reply)

BGB
He comes here because he secretly likes us.

I think he has a crush on you, and that you'd make a lovely couple. The world needs more sexually ambiguous geordie offspring.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I doubt it Bert.
I'm a bitter old hag. It must be true because Woodside said so and he never lies on the internet.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Al
I feel that somebody has to tell you this, and it might as well be me...

You're not 40. Not yet. Complaining about your Fianceé getting drunk last week is one thing (by the way, did you sort things out? Feeling better now?), but complaining about supermarkets is a step too far.

Yes, I know that they're massive, unstoppable corporations that are destroying many great things about our country, but why care? It's a shithole anyway, run by retards, for retards.

Don't write a letter of objection to your planning department, please. Just don't be that guy.

BGB Be quiet, stop feeling sorry for yourself, and how about a fumble with a 27 year old? Will that cheer you up?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I just went to our downstairs office
carrying the handset we use for taking credit card payments, when I suddenly stopped, looked down, and started to pretend I was using a spectrometer from Ghostbusters.

Teehee.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:45, Reply)

@Bert
Maybe a 37 year old but I don't do toyboys anymore. It's all style and no substance with them.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Awww
Have I missed all 3 JMG posts today? :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Bitter old hags
have no right to be picky.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:55, Reply)

@Bert
You've got a point.

*jiggles boobies*

*panders*
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Just...
That's shameful. That somebody the same age as I am could get that involved in something which will probably have very little effect on their life actually disgusts me a little. At least, it would if I cared.

Planners will have already considered every point you've raised, there will be dozens of mithering old busy-bodies who have objected already, your letter will just be a number on an officer's report. Big applications are usually decided by the County Council, they might not even read the objections on file. They will go by any policies that are already put in place, and disregard the opinion of the public, the local council, and even the Local Plan for that area, if they choose to. Lots of objection letters just means that something is unpopular, and as far as I'm aware, popularity has nothing to do with development.

This country is broken, there are many things wrong with it, but writing a letter or attending a meeting isn't going to fix anything. We're still run by fuckwits, we're still shat all over by large corporations. What we need is a real revolution, one I would be happy to lead myself, or at least be a part of, but as I said before, the country is full of retards, who are happy to go about their lives, allowing twats in suits to make our decisions for us in this so-called Democracy.

Wow, I've never felt so political.

BGB would be damned lucky to have me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:13, Reply)

You're a...
Shit, I can't remember what the Planning Team Leader for one of our areas called objectors to one of his applications.

I'm thinking shrew, but that's not right. You're still too young to care so much.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:22, Reply)

ASDA has one thing residents don't...
Cash.

Councillors love nothing more than turning large swathes of suburbia into soulless retail estates with gridlocked roads and then running off to bleat "Enviwonment!" at every single Tarquin they can find before demanding everyone submit to congestion charging schemes.

The cunts.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:24, Reply)

They're all just suited, unstoppable cunts
and they need to be stopped.

Yeah, I know what I said, fuck off.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:26, Reply)