Google
This goes to show how shit Hull actually is. When gathering pix for their Streetview thingy, they skipped doing Hull in favour of Scunthorpe.

I ask you. Friggin' Scunthorpe! Everytime I've ben to Scunthorpe, it's been drizzling. On the way you pass a load of scrapyards and the steel works and the town itself comprises mainly of concrete. I'm convinced the place doesn't have any colour at all and is in fact monochrome. "Sunny Scunny" is a breach of the trade descriptions act.

and yet, Google chose to drive around there with their "Jetsons" camera car.

I want to look at pictures of my house with the window open so I can complain that burglars may see my window is open and try to climb in.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:51, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What I want to know is
why so many of the houses in Scunthorpe have doors painted cocksucker red.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:54, Reply)

^red is the colour of hope and energy
So it is naturally reflected by Scunthorpe

EDIT: Need a Hull based B3ta bash.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Yeah, right.
There's 2 of you in Hull, and the third one fucked off to California 10 years ago!
And it's not like anyone's going to go to Hull for a bash! ;)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:48, Reply)

But perhaps
If Sa.Li.V.A. put a pin in the b3tamap, more might be encouraged to come out of the woodwork...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)

I thought Hull was meant to be shit?
The madman in Hyde Park tells us everyday to repent or spend eternity in Hull. It's not meant to be Butlins. Or is it?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:08, Reply)