Ever pissed in a swimming pool?
On purpose?
While you weren't even in it?

Share with me your stories. Extra cool points for essay-style answers.

I need a piss right now actually.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:11, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I have
not recently, but I often spend at least two hours in the pool with my daughter, and if I need a pee I can't just get out and leave her by herself.

It's not like proper pee though, it's like my bladder leaks a little because I've been in the water for so long.

EDIT I pissed in my friend's pool from her diving board once, and pee'd in her hottub because the heater broke and I was trying to warm the water.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I pissed on my mate Paul
while I wasn't in him. Does that count?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Everybody knows why you don't pee in swimming pools.
Sharks can smell the urine in the water and come up through the filtrations system and eat you. Or is it pirahna fish?

Either way, you're fucked.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Or the water turns purple.
Yeah, like fuck. It's never happened to me, and I'm forever adding my Sugar Puffs-flavoured water to the pool.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:41, Reply)

You cunts!
I say that as a very keen swimmer myself.

I've ingested more hair than Ron Jeremy.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:49, Reply)