Hostel parts one and two
but edit all the boring talking and attempt at plot lines and political subversiveness and just loop the part when the guy gets his legs drilled, the bit when the guy gets his fingers cut off with a chainsaw, the bit when he has to cut the girls optic nerve, the bit when the naked women has a wank while draining the upside down birds blood all over her and the bit when the guy accidentally sticks the circular saw in the birds head.

And also, MAN THE FUCK UP, if you can't make a decision about what film to take without asking the internet, this relationship is probably doomed form the start. What's going to happen when you actually get naked? "Hang on love, I need to consult some strangers as to the best position to adopt while thrusting my penis into your steaming vag"

*shakes head and puts on some mastodon*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well someone got up the wrong side of the bed this morning.
And why do I always read steaming vag as steaming veg.

*is hungry*
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:59, Reply)