Late again ...
sigh.

I missed the 'worst thing with a willy' QOTW.

Well fellow b3tans, please help me out here.

I've got this fella. Lovely chap, good job, well hung ... don't hate me girls. ;-p

The worst thing I ever did with a willy was the other night, when I tried to cram his into a 'regular' johnnybag. With predictable results.

The problem is finding a new brand of spoofcatchers since the last lot ran out, and they probably discontined the line since I JUST CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE.

So how about it b3tans, brag away. Preferably including the brand name and maker of a love glove with a diameter greater than 59mm.

And HURRY UP YA'LL, I missed a Pill earlier this week. Finding a replacment brand has become a pressing issue.

Ta lots.

Mrs Smug.
(Que?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:56, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Frankly a bit scary...
www.britishcondoms.co.uk/trojan-condoms/trojan-magnum-xl-condoms.html

*reaches for tape measure*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:48, Reply)

Thank you sir ...
I was, however, a bit reluctant to click on a link with the word 'trojan' in it.

I will attempt to ask for these in a loud and happy voice at my local pharmacy at my earliest convenience.
(Que?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:31, Reply)

watch out for the echo.
You may want to consider whispering it sheepishly like everyone else lest your bragging reverberates round your wizards sleeve.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:14, Reply)

OH NO HE DIHUNT!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:19, Reply)

Torjan Magnum XXL
or the Trojan non-latex ones, which are just as big but feel nicer for both men and ladies, horay!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:01, Reply)

I use Durex
Extra-Small
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:21, Reply)

Otherwise known as
A rubber finger-poke.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:30, Reply)

So, how are the headjobs going?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Homebase.
Ten litre binbags should do the trick.

Otherwise just use the 'wrong 'un'. Oh wait, probably not a good idea if you plan to sit at any stage of the next week.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Well,
the Durex Extra Safe ones are more sizeable than the tight Featherlight. Hope that helps.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:42, Reply)