It's Al's birthday today
I wonder what he got...my bet's on a 12" butt plug
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:46, 24 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

You're only correct
If you're talking radius.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Well I hope he's in a better mood than he was yesterday.
Or else it's no virtual hugs from me today.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:53, Reply)

What the cum shuddering monkey fuck?
Why didn't he tell me?

Why isn't there a bash?

Why is he growing up to be such a miserable old codgerous twat?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:56, Reply)

It's been announced on board and talk that b3ta
will be down for five minutes.

Why not here and on QOTW too though?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I'm going to his birthday party Bert
weren't you invited? Oh I guess you're not one of the cool kids then, but you already knew that deep down.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Bunch of fucking cunts the lot of you
I'll stay at home, and I'll have a great time. I'll have a party by myself, I'll put on a party hat, watch some Jermey Kyle and wank myself dry.

Then you'll all have missed out, you'll all be sorry.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:14, Reply)

A regular day at home then?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:30, Reply)

but with a party hat

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:36, Reply)

I'm going to his birthday party too.
And we'll play pass the parcel, and there will be ice-cream, and then something hugely inappropriate.

It'll be fun.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Yay a DIT
the best kind :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)

I've often thought that.
Hard to believe, but in some sections of society DiTs are underrated.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)

You barrel of grotty spunk mags
I don't care that I wasn't invited. I just him a very affectionate text, and he's going to reply any minute now, telling me that he loves me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:23, Reply)

and did he?
hell, even I got a reply, and I don't even talk to him
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)

....
....no.

It's ok, I'm about to send him a 'Your Fianceé's a cunt, and so's your mother' text. He'll appreciate that.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Admittedly some are underrated
but Deviltania is the best place of all :)

Bert, give it up, you're just not American Apparel enough for the rest of us.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I'm so un-american apparel
I had to google american apparel. It looks like Gap for hippies. I hate Gap, and I hate hippies, so you can all go fuck yourselves.

It is I who is too cool for all of you, that's why you all attend so many geek-meets, while I choose to stay at home, looking down on you all and admiring* myself in the mirror.

*masturbating
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Yes!
What Becky says.

I'm 43 and even I'm American apparel enough for Al.

I have one of their t-shirts.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:42, Reply)

This is terrible
you've all formed some sort of cool gang without me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Not true
I haven't been to geek club in months. Granted I've seen some b3tans outside of bashes as I consider them friends now and I'm dating one too. I don't feel the need to go to massive bashes anymore
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:05, Reply)

LIES
You all sit around every weekend watching Star Trek and Lord of the Rings, wanking each other off over Seven of Nine and Bilbo Baggins.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:07, Reply)

A regular day at home, then?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Stop it, you
But that does sound like a pretty good club to be in. I wouldn't object to some mutual masturbation over Seven of Nine, especially if the birthday boy is around.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Bert stop being so bitter
it's not becoming of one so smelly
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Bitter? Smelly?
That's very unkind.

I'm not bitter, I'm just pulling your leg, you sexual goddess.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:36, Reply)