When you feel down...
...be glad you aren't these people: www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/03/26/couple.lives.with.ex/index.html

I mean, can you imagine going through life with the last name of Arce?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:43, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Is that pronounced
Arse? And while we're at it; liquorice, or liquorish?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I assumed as much.
And it's lick-or-rish, not lick-or-rice.

But Asswipe is pronounced as-WEEP-ay.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:49, Reply)

But I've heard quite a few people pronounce it
'liquoris'. Bloody weirdos.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:53, Reply)

...
If only there was a page where we could post links...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:54, Reply)

@Enzyme
WANKER
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:54, Reply)

There's nothing wanky about posting
an 'I Love Horses' link, it's perfectly acceptable.

I think of Off Topic as a bit of a free-for-all, here people can post stories, pictures, links, anything they like, but I do wish that more of them were amusing.

Most of the shite on herely doesn't even come close to entertaining, it's bilge, and it's all TRL's fault.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:57, Reply)

These really aren't worthy
of being on the Links page. They're just things that made me giggle, but nothing so noteworthy to post over there.

As for your link... have a menstrous rag for your troubles.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:58, Reply)

You're RUBBISH
The only person who likes you is BGB, and that's only because she used to be a lesbian, and she's forgotten how real men should behave.

*flexes*

Nah, I'm just kidding, you're alright. Go back where you came from!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:06, Reply)

It's true, it's true! *sobs*
I'm so crap that even the Links board won't have me!

But at least I still have a fairly normal name. (Even if I do get political jokes every time I go to Canada...)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Spudulika McAmericanb3tan
is not a normal name, TRL.

Yeah, I know who you are, BGB told me. We got together and laughed as she told me the story of the time you tried to touch her with your flaccid, wrinkled member.

she said it was like milking a hamster.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:16, Reply)

@Bert
Jealousy is not an admirable trait.

I can't be the only woman who's turned you down.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Are you kidding me?
My mum turns me down all the time, I'm used to it.

I'm not bitter, or jealous, or nasty at all really, but the mental image of you milking a hamster has amused me rather alot.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Actually
she can verify that I'm from the north and made from girders.

In fact, she's the one who made that observation about me.

On the other hand, none of us are as fecking 'ard as this guy: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7963581.stm
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:22, Reply)