Sheesh!
I just had a woman in my office who is 24 years old and has 5 kids.

The phrase "Please, for the love of god, close your legs" may have passed my lips....

that is all.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:56, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

All I read was
'24 years old' and 'passed my lips'.

I'm going for a wank.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Nice Bert
real nice....
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Reminded of Chris Rock...
...'Put. The. Dick. Down. Get a job - get a job holding dicks, whatever, as long as you're getting paid for it by someone other than the government.'
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:01, Reply)

JESUS
Does she not know that you're only ALLOWED TWO KIDS. For sustainibility reasons of course.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:02, Reply)

And when the wind blows
does she make a sound like a trash bag caught in the branches of a tree?

Urgh.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:08, Reply)

my favourite phrase
Vagina: it's not a fucking clown car

My mate's girlfriend is one of 11 kids. Seriously. All by the same parents.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Yuk
Bet she's got a fanny like a butchers shop window.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:25, Reply)

You mean dogs drool all over it?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:33, Reply)

either that or full of haggis
and adverts for one-bedroomed flats.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Seems to be a different type of sausage in there every day.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:37, Reply)