woo and indeed Yay!
I got a second job.
this job has internetz.
It's reception which means once all my jobs are done I can fuck around all day until it's time to go home just waiting for people to show up!
wheeee I'm on the internets at work! I feel like I've finally become part of the group of time wasters :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:35, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

congratulations!
You have joined an elite group, one which I've just left. Enjoy the access, and please just do only what's required. This is the 'reception' credo.

Yesterday was the last day of my job. (my choice, as some know) I am unemployed; new group. Ahhh. *settles in*
( cackers, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:55, Reply)

I count
replying to b3ta and checking the news as "required".
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:06, Reply)

Congratulations on the job
and congratulations on having t3h internetz at work. Make sure to look up the URLs of the b3ta proxy servers in case b3ta is blocked at work.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Congratumalations!
As a member of reception staff you must remember to wear a look of bored disinterest and act like the simplest task is a Herculean effort.

Well done VC.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Oh jolly good, VC!!
Remember, when someone comes in, start painting your toenails with an expression of boredom, chew gum and say "Yah, waddya want?"
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:59, Reply)

well see I would...
but it's a four and a half star motel - very swish.

And it's owned by my (restaraunt) boss's brother.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:26, Reply)