Has anyone seen this film?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Vampire_Hunter

It sounds so bad that it might just be amazing.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:09, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Have a look at
The Nostril Picker www.imdb.com/title/tt0273896/

It was so bad is was actually good!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Holy fuck,
That looks amazingly shite.
Good recommendation.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Try this as well
www.imdb.com/title/tt0085694/

It's equally as bad, as is this little gem

www.amazon.co.uk/Dawn-Living-Dead-David-Heavener/dp/B000936H4Q

I own all three of these films :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:56, Reply)

they all look good
www.imdb.com/title/tt0071717/

this is my favourite

the comment at the bottom says it all:
The Greatest Movie About A Killer Bulldozer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 15:07, Reply)

There's a webcomic
Called "In The Name Of The Gun" which features Jesus fighting Nazis and genetic abominations. It's pretty good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I think that was on telly the other day!
A chap on a construction site suddenly gets set on by a truck, chased around until he falls onto some spikes.

Oh no, hang on, I think he was tripping cos he'd touched some ooze on a weird pipe he'd found first.

Does anyone have the first idea what I'm on about? Didn't think so.

And the film I thought was called Frankenfish, about some kids on holiday on a river attacked by government mutated piranha is something else a lot more serious sounding on IMDB :-(

It's got a fantastically cheesy bit in it where the 'big dumb one' had managed to kill the fish on his boat and slices out its heart, slaps it on the grill, shouting "Yeah! You ate my brother now I'm gonna eat you, you bastard!".

Just as he takes a big bite out of the almost raw fish heart, a SECOND 12 ft piranha launches out of the water and takes a bit out of HIM! Rofflefish...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:03, Reply)