400,000th /questions post
approaches tomorrow morning.

My money's on Kaol.

Edit: djtrialprice took it with a witty, well-observed critique of modern music. Post 400,000 lies within...
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:51, 64 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Being dim
how can you tell?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 23:20, Reply)

hover over I like this
and you will see in the bottom left of the browser the address which has the message post number starting 399*** at the moment :) So mine is 399513
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 23:22, Reply)

oooo
clever.

I'm off on holiday tomorrow so it'll have to happen without me.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 23:24, Reply)

Hmmm
Wonder if it'll happen while I'm here or while I'm in the shower?

Bet it happens while I'm in the shower.
Bitches. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 0:46, Reply)

Of course it'll be Kaol
he's got nothing better to do.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:11, Reply)

We could threadrush some insults...
You rancid armadillo ejaculation.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:29, Reply)

No3l
I love and respect you far too much as a human being to engage in such petty tit-for-tat.

you prolapsed Rhino anus.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:32, Reply)

Aw, that's so sweet
You collection of foreskins from different animals at varying stages of decay from a multitude of veterinary surgeries nationwide.

Edit: there's still 380-odd posts to go... I'm not sure I've got enough insults in me :(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:40, Reply)

Well if it was quality you were going for
that one certainly hit the nail on the head.

We could degenerate into lots of one word insults, to get through the posts more quickly?

Flange.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:55, Reply)

Cumbiscuit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:59, Reply)

Tit

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Whe-he-he-he-here
is love?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Rectum.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Willy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Snotrag.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Just look at the world around you
right here on the ocean floor,
such wonderful things surround you,
what more is you lookin' for?

Under da sea! Under da sea!

Nobody beat us, fry us and eat us, in Fricassee,
What do they got? A lot of sand?
What do we got? A hot crustacean band!

Under da sea!

Twat.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Heheh you spectacular mong!
This one's for VC...

Gallah!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:38, Reply)

gimp

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Dildo.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Man-rapist

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Criptard.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:58, Reply)

reamstitute

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Knucklefucker.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:20, Reply)

oesopha-gayer

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Flidiot.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:28, Reply)

spackule

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Draggot.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:54, Reply)

moth-licker

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Donkey-fucker!
*checks post count*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:59, Reply)

homo-rapien

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Cuntryfile.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Paedoquim

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Uberslut.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Munterhunter

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Chubbychaser.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:55, Reply)

fudgepackernoceros

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Ahaha!
Paedopotomus.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:04, Reply)

oooh
It's getting close is it not.

EDIT: 50 to go.
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:23, Reply)

*ahem*
low-beam-regarder
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:25, Reply)

P2PB
I like to text that to my best mate every now and then. 50 bonus points to anyone who gets it.
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:26, Reply)

thread-b0rks





...
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:37, Reply)

dj
Lovin' the sig :)

I don't get your obscure code, but I'd like to say you're a whelk-fucker, just for the record.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Your money's on me?
Pfft, good luck.
Don't see it happening.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:40, Reply)

@no3l
I googled it "pipe-to-pipe bushman" and came back with a link to b3ta. (It's originally from The Brass Eye special).
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Oh... you're a bit late :)
I'm sure you'll be trying though... you can't resist 'Four hundred thousandth!'

@dj - that rings a small, insignificant bell in the back of my mind :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:43, Reply)

I've been in a meeting,
And I'm going for lunch soon.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:44, Reply)

twenty to go
And who can't say they don't force themselves upon a whelk every now and then?

They're asking it for it. They don't fool me though, I know they all love it!
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:45, Reply)

yep
I can just picture Kaol with several tabs open, ready to post multiple replies all at once ;)
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:46, Reply)

If posts get deleted, will it number 'em backwards?
Or are they set numbers?
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Multiple tabs?
Nah.
I'll give it a shot, same as anyone else, but I'm not feeling a vital urge.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Set numbers I think
So you could post twenty replies and delete the others once you hit it.

I'd probably do it myself if I was at a computer instead of my phone.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Nah, that'd be
Cheating.
Not worth the dirty, empty victory.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:51, Reply)

right then
screw this
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:52, Reply)

I'm going
off to lunch
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:52, Reply)

and to return
the unbelievably crap CD
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Scream
by Chris Cornell to Fopp

EDIT: message 400,000

I'm such a loser :(
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Haha!
What a 400,000th post... Chris Cornell's shitty solo album!
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Heheh
How banal :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I was genuinely shocked
at how bad it was.

I feel quite ashamed that I actually used the multiple tabs idea that I used to mock you with. Can you ever forgive me?
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I'll forgive you.
But not for buying that album :p
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:57, Reply)

I love Chris Cornell to the extent
that I own his first two solo albums, despite their terribleness, but even I may not buy the third.

That song with Timbaland is just awful.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:11, Reply)

dj
400,000th /questions post, not just OT :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:14, Reply)

cheers no3l
Duly updated.

@bert - I like Chris Cornell so much I have all 3 Audioslave albums. I'm starting to learn the lesson though that nothing is going to come close to Down On The Upside again.
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I've got all the soundgarden albums
the temple of the dog one, all three Audioslave albums, and his first two solo albums. There are moments of genius in all of them, and I love his voice, but there are some truly mediocre, in fact some shite songs on them too.

His solo stuff is bland by comparison to anything he does with real, talented bands.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:43, Reply)