Ex-friend
There is a good chance that I may be attending a party that one of my old friends will also be going to.
We stopped talking to eachother last year due to the fact that she told me to "fuck off and stay out of my life" after I went to help another friend paint a wall and didn't invite her to join us...

So what should I do if I happen to bump into her? Should I ignore her, be civil, punch her in the face the moment I see her?
What would you do in this situation?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:59, 23 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Ignore her.
Up until the point that she attempts to make physical contact with you.

Then you're allowed to break her arms.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Take a tin of paint
And two brushes, see how it goes from there.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Civility ftw!
It's awkward isn't it? I'm anticipating a similar situation with an ex-girlfriend who, after a reasonably amicable break-up, decided to try and make my life hell when she realised that I didn't want to give things another go.

My plan is to avoid speaking to her if I have to, but to remain civil and polite if we end up talking. In the case of her going on a rant I'm hoping not to take the bait- although given my almost pathological need to have the last word this might be difficult.

Limiting the alcohol intake is probably a good idea if you're worried about a confrontation.
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Nah man! You kill her with kindness.
Be the bigger person.

That is all.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:12, Reply)

what a fucking child
so you didn't invite her to paint a wall. she must be a right twat.

I'd ignore her. don't even acknowledge that she exists.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:12, Reply)

You should be perfectly pleasent and sweet to her
Pass the time of day, let her make up to you.

Then when she's not expecting it, find a couple of bricks, smack her around with them till they're red with blood and cackle: "Are you happy now, bitch? Are you happy now you've painted THIS wall?" and knock her out with one last swing.

Bwaa ha ha!

Ahem. I think it's time for one of my long lie downs...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:13, Reply)

I actually like confrontation
especially if she becomes violent (which is a good possibility.) It would be fun to break her.

Edit: MrOli, I love your idea :D
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Ignore my previous post
Mr Oli's suggestion is made of large quantities of ACE and therefore wins.
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:19, Reply)

:-D
All part of the service.

Which doesn't include disposal of the body. Or framing the bricks.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I'd try and pull her
But then, I'm just a horn-monster at the moment.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Be civil
If that doesn't work break both of thier legs and arms and then piss on thier head!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Paint her wall.
And by wall I mean chin.
And by paint i mean shit on.
(TheColonel, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Mr. Oli,
That's a fuckin' great suggestion!
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:49, Reply)

I forgot to mention
that this particular party is going to be an Ann Summers party.
I'm not sure if it would be wise to start a girl-on-girl fight while surrounded by sex toys...
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Hmmm...
I'm sure there'd be some kinda bludgening implement, in that case.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I could
beat her to death with a dildo! Yay!
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Yep!
Although the brick idea still has an air of sweet, sweet victory about it.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I was going to say spunk in her hair

Then I looked at your profile and saw you have a fanny.

So...arrive at the party find a lost looking loser guy, pull him into the toilets, suck to completion, retain mouthfull of Oil of Goolay, find ex-friend, spit man batter in her eye giving her a nasty infection.

Everyones a winner, especially the guy...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Mellicious
as an aside, I love the photo of you and the cupcake, it's awesome.

also, a girl-on-girl fight surrounded by sex toys...what could go wrong with that?

so much could go right!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:16, Reply)

That's becasue he can see down your top

He's imagining motorboating you right now, dirty boy!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:19, Reply)

apart from that
it's also a cool picture. makes me think of alice in wonderland with the cake, the facial expression and a clock in the background
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Vipros
There's a link under the picture to more of the cake photo's :)
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Be polite and civil to her.
And if that doesn't work, cunt her in the fuck.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:14, Reply)