Good morning all
Come in and avoid work for the day.


(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:42, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hey podders!
How're you?

I'm getting ready for work actually...I have to leave the house in exactly an hour from now...
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:44, Reply)

Morning all
Looking forward to the long weekend?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:05, Reply)

Supermatch game
Supermatch game
SUPERMATCH GAME
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Why don't you just BLANK off
You BLANKing BLANKer.

I'm going to have that stuck in my head all day now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:23, Reply)

*holds up card saying 'hypnotic goose'*
*crowd moans*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:33, Reply)

for once
I'm truly glad to have no idea what you folks are on about!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:35, Reply)

I dunno what hypnotic goose is
The other was from blankety blank, an 80s quiz show with an annoyingly catchy tune.

Are you going to Edinburgh, Bert?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Unfortunately not
I only visit Scotland when one of my relatives dies, and poor old Nana'a hanging in there.

Hypnotic Goose was my guess for the blanks in your reply, the crowd moaned because I'm rubbish.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Well now it makes perfect sense
I suspect that a lot of the people who would normally be filling a HSH thread with obscenity and threats are on their way to Scotland at this very moment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Could be
or they're all still in bed, what with it being Easter and all. Lazy cunts.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:08, Reply)

It really is dead this morning, isn't it?
Makes me wish I had some work to do.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Me too
but I like that every other post today has had more replies that HSH.

Die Home Sweet Home! Die! Die! Die!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Looks like
A de facto moratorium on HSH threads until the chatterboxes return.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:36, Reply)

*urinates*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Don't hate my thread Bert!
I feel that it means you hate me too :(

I guess everyone is away travelling up northwards.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:05, Reply)

I do hate you
I hate anyone who has a cutesy username that involves penguins, cats, otters or ferrets.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Well I hate
Anyone that has a username related to you in any way. Oh well.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Well I hate you more

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:41, Reply)

What's with all the hate??
*shares the love*
( Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:44, Reply)

*urinates*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Hi folks
stop being so grumpy. It makes you unattractive.

/huggles everyone and showers with fluffies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Hello there beautiful and most exalted
empress of the southern hemisphere, how are you doing?

/is doing his 51% nice thing.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Oh well, I tried.
*urinates*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:11, Reply)

*defecates*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:22, Reply)

*smears*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:31, Reply)

*makes shitandpiss soup*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:32, Reply)

*sells to Covent Garden Soup Co.*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:32, Reply)

27 replies?
It's four in the afternoon. Is everyone working or something?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:03, Reply)

They've all gone to Scotland
Their presence has raised the national IQ average by 400%
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:05, Reply)

ahah yeah
woops sorry my lovely monkeybertface friend.
I kind of fell asleep at my desk! oh well. I'm alive now see! g'iss a kiss on the cheek luv.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:54, Reply)

You're speaking English!
Where's your aussie accent?

*mwah*

Also, I'm scottish, so I'm allowed to mock my homeland.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:57, Reply)